Al Pacino, stand-up comic

WTF: Weekly Trivia File

  • Liz Hurley could have been in Only Fools And Horses. A new book about the sitcom by Graham McCann reveals that the actress auditioned 'enthusiastically' for the part of Rodney's girlfriend Cassandra but was rejected because she was 'deemed too model-like'.

  • Russell Brand likes wearing his wife’s clothes, apparently. He turned up at an Los Angeles yoga class last week in Katy Perry’s skimpy grey T-shirt and formfitting sweatpants. A classmate said: ‘He admitted he was wearing Katy's clothes and that she doesn't mind, adding, “What's hers is mine!”’

  • National AnthemThis picture, right, is a lookalike on the books of the Susan Scott agency. But the question is, which comedian does Martin Moses say he looks like? Answer further down...

  • Much has been made of Eddie Izzard performing in French as well as in English. But Canadian comic Sugar Sammy is going one better – doing a run of 15 shows in bilingual Montreal where he'll mix up both English and French in the same performance. Producers say the Franglais shows are a world first.

  • As Eighties quiz Blockbusters looks set for a revival, here’s Stephen Merchant making an appearance on the show. when Michael Aspel was host:

  • There were days of filming where I’d suddenly think, 'Why am I in a toilet with Johnny Depp?’ Warwick Davis on Life’s Too Short.

  • Al Pacino started in showbiz as a stand-up comic. Adam Sandler, who is directing the Scarface legend in the upcoming comedy Jack and Jill, made the revelation on Jay Leno’s US talk show. ‘I bet you didn't know this – and I didn't know it either – but he was a stand-up. That's how he started,’ Sandler said. ‘Pacino was in a comedy team, in the beginning. He and another guy, I forgot what the man's name was, but he, like, used to do the Improv in New York. I swear to god... It wasn't just like a brief thing. He did it for like a couple years, I think. He told me some of his routines and they were great!’ Cue every two-bit impressionist doing an ‘imagine Pacino as a stand-up...’ routine.

  • Vauxhall Holiday Park in Great Yarmouth clearly isn’t the place to do your tribute to Andy Kaufman. This competitor in the clubs’s karaoke night decided to do I Will Survive in the style of Kaufman’s lounge singer Tony Clifton. The MC is clearly baffled:

  • Jerry Sadowitz on Michael McIntyre: ‘"I hope his next roadshow goes to that island near Oslo.’

  • Inbetweeners star Simon Bird has got engaged after proposing to his longterm girlfriend, Lisa Owens, during a romantic trip to Paris.

  • And the answer to our lookalike? It’s David Baddiel, as discovered by one of his Twitter followers, and subsequently spread around the microblogging site. Writer Caitlin Moran told him: ‘Hahahah your lookalike hahahah. They might as well just have a listing for "Jew in glasses”.’

  • Inbetweeners star Simon Bird has got engaged after proposing to his longterm girlfriend, Lisa Owens, during a romantic trip to Paris.

  • Tweets of the week
    Tony Cowards (@ TonyCowards):Got a gig coming up for the Premier League Referees Association, just got to hope I don't get a second booking.
    NickMotown(@ NickMotown): Fine Young Cannibals - what a ridiculously lenient crime initiative
    TwelveTens(@ TwelveTens):Peter Sissons walks into a bar and orders a pint of bitter. Sorry, I should point out that this isn't a joke, it's just a dull anecdote.


SOURCES: Only Fools and Horses: The Untold Story of Britain's Favourite Comedy by Graham McCann, The Mirror, Us magazine, Susan Scott Lookalikes, YouTube, Chortle, Daily Telegraph, NBC Tonight Show, The Guardian, The Sun, Twitter

Published: 11 Nov 2011

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