God hates me
Jerry Sadowitz says he isn't successful because God hates him.
The furious, foul-mouthed comic suffers depression, and says the only time "life makes sense" is when he's on stage.
Sadowitz also has a colonic condition that requires him to administer an enema to himself twice a day, which contributes to his misery.
In an interview with the Scottish edition of the Sunday Times, he said: "I've never been allowed to have anything I've wanted. I wanted to perform because that's the only time life makes sense to me. Can't do that.
"I just wanted a nice flat where I could put my books and props. Can't have that. I have to live in some tiny bedsit in Camden, with all my stuff lying around in bin bags.
"Maybe a girlfriend? Nope. I'd like some relief from depression and illness). No chance whatsoever. God hates me; it's just that f****** simple. I accepted that fact a long time ago.
"He looked at Frank Skinner and said: give him millions of pounds, a television series and a mansion. He looked at me and said: give him some horrible disease and a life of misery. I really wish he hadn't, but what can I do about it?"
"It's too much to bear. I don't know what I did to annoy God. But it must have been something pretty serious."
Sadowitz was talking to promote his appearances at the Glasgow Comedy festival and short Scottish tour (Dates)
Published: 14 Mar 2004