Damaged goods
Self-confessed "grumpy bastard" Brian Damage has released a CD.
The album, Silly Songs, was recorded with his wife Vicky de Lacy - who he met at last year's Edinburgh Fringe - in the guise of Krysstal Klear
Damage told Chortle: "We've spent all our life savings on 1,000 CDs in the misguided belief that we might sell one or two in Edinburgh.
"It looks great and I love it - but then I would wouldn't I?"
Tracks include Buttplug, Elephant Shite and Bunch of C**ts.
The CD, which is priced £8, will be on sale at Edinburgh's Holyrood Tavern during the Fringe, or email Rarev2001@aol.com for more details.
Published: 30 Jul 2001