Most relaxed and comfortable Aussies dream of an extended island holiday but, when David Hicks gets a free trip to Guantanamo Bay, it's suddenly 'un-Australian'.

Join Courteney as she examines the history of Terror Australis and its complex relationship with national identity, from Harold Holt to Andrew Bolt. Soon, Courteney will complete her final battle with the evil Lord Voldemort, but first, she must grapple with dark magic a bit closer to home.

Aspirational voters, bleeding heart leftie pinkos and un-Australians all welcome.