Have you wasted thousands of pounds on worthless therapy, written copious unanswered missives to faceless agony Aunts and Uncles and bored your friends and family senseless with your interminable dilemmas? Well, here is your chance to finally get to grips with your life. Bring your problem along to Mark’s show and, no matter how small it may be, Mark will sort it.

With the aid of a flip-chart, the rest of the audience, various experts (including his Mum and his Auntie Bernie in Ireland) and a bucket load of empathy and good humour, Mark could possibly change your life or at the very least make you smile again.