Sometimes life seems a bit tough, and you just feel like finding a quiet corner and having a cry. Well its time like these Chopper thinks you should take off your skirt, grow a moustache and harden the fuck up.

You’ve seen him give a weather forecast; you’ve seen him host airline safety instructions,you've seen him on Network Ten's The Ronnie Johns Half Hour, now catch new life coach Chopper live and in the flesh for a night of comedy, audience participation, a bit of justified violence and finding your ‘inner mongrel.