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Robert Newman at the Greenwich Comedy Festival 2009
Live Review
Greenwich Theatre

At one point during Robert Newman's comeback show at the Greenwich Comedy Festival, the lights abruptly dim. Has the tecchie heeded his warnings about the increasing scarcity of power, or is it simply to set the right mood for Newman's gloomy predictions about the fate of mankind.

This is not so much stand-up comedy as stand-up pessimism, in which he paints a chilling picture of world wars over ever-decreasing oil reserves before our civilisation goes the way of the Mayans and the Romans.

He makes a depressingly convincing case, quoting experts and history to back him up. This is one of those comedy shows that comes with a reading list, and at times sounds more like a lecture than a gig, as Newman fills us in on a brief history of Western intervention in the Middle East, from the origins of World War One to the coup d’etat that installed the Shah in Iran to protect Anglo-American oil interests. In fact, he’s very pleased with himself for avoiding cheap gags about CIA lynchpin Kermit Roosevelt’s first name – but still sneaks one in about a ‘puppet regime’.

Puncturing the seriousness without undermining it is where the wit comes, if all too infrequently. Newman’s perhaps become too close to the bleak subject to see much humour in it. He’s now something of an expert in this field that’s often ignored by the mainstream media, and he’s told these tales before.

But it’s often fascinating, even if you already know the background, because Newman's charisma and ability to hold a crowd is undimmed, even when fighting against the mobile-phone interference that sends the Greenwich Theatre speakers into frequent bouts of pulsating crackles. Despite the occasional witty turn of phase, however, the topic can only rarely be laugh-aloud funny.

That pretty much is the style for the night, even when he’s off his beloved doom-mongering. There’s an extended ‘poem’ - in reality a character piece - about pub quizzes gone too far, which again makes a warm, enjoyable and whimsical short story, although the chuckle rate is low.

Elsewhere, he gives some advice about what to do if kidnapped in one of the world’s ever increasing number of hotspots, talks about the unwittingly sinister voice of his landlord - the vocal doppelganger of Alec Guinness, and plays a little jaunty banjo. This all makes for rather a ‘bitty’ show, even one running just 60 minutes, with the main theme of global meltdown decorated with a few ornamental set pieces.

This is a one-off performance, mixing old material and new, following an enforced absence from the stage because of medical problems, so perhaps a fully coherent hour is a tall order. But even if the humour is only shining as brightly as a low-energy lightbulb, Newman himself remains engaging company with an eye for absurd detail, as demonstrated by his best observation of the night. Browsing through the programme for the comedy festival, he was amused to read that it would ‘help put Greenwich on the map’ – which is quite a boast for the home of longitude.

The technically blighted evening ends in a power cut front of house, with Newman playfully yelling: ‘Told you so!’ from the wings as the news is announced. Aptly enough, after our enlightenment, we return to darkness.

We’d better get used to it, I guess, but it would be nice if Newman could provide more cheer in the dark days ahead, rather than just historical and social context for them.

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Rob Newman is a genius. I have been a fan since the Mary Whitehouse Experience and saw his show in Soho last year - he was brilliant. It is criminal that he is not in the limelight whilst David Baddiel is still there, hanging on to the shirtails of someone else.

Sue Weaver, February 2004

I think he fancies himself a lot - very self-rightous and hollow.

Joe Junier, January 2004

Rob Newman makes cheap jokes about people who are unfortunate to suffer from epilepsy.Is that insightful, hilarious and intelligent?

Gary Hawtin, October 2003

Great to see Rob live in Northampton. We always thought he was the funniest and sexiest in the Mary Whitehouse Experience. A great night and a real privilege.

Yvonne, October 2003

I wish more people with creative talent and or celeb power would focus more on serious global issues instead of pretending its all just hunky dory.

Mark Szaszy, October 2003

Funny, Unbelievably well read - and the best Johnny Rotten impression I have ever seen . Looking forward to the book

Derek, May 2003

I'd previously never heard of Robert Newman, however after watching a recent documentary on the writing of his novel, I am smitten by his charisma, his wit, his genius, his diligence, his beliefs, his perseverence, his insight and last but not least his animal magetism.

Laura, April 2003

Not only is he clever and funny but he's still gorgeous too

Abigail Allen, April 2003

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